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... Dio recounts an Trade among Elagabalus and also the properly-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus addressed the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Really don't call me lord, I am a Girl.' Dio concludes his anecdote by having Elagabalus asking his physicians to present him the equal of a lady's vagina through a surgical incision. ^A